Monday, December 24, 2012

Enjoy A Festival Birthday, Tom and Dad Hong! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year To You and ME!!!

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Hello, how is everything?
The best time is here, because it is Christmas Eve, and 
we wish you the most cheerful time...
Thanks a ton for your support to humor prompt and poetry form prompt,
your talent, laughter, and wisdom are outstanding...

Welcome Back any time when we are open,
Happy New Year!
Best REagrds...

xoxox

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Funny Bunny Fridays Week 14: Halloween Special: Humor, Laughter, Sweet Treats, and Love




Welcome to Funny Bunny Fridays Week 14 @ The Home-made Gingerbread Seoulwich House At Dallas, London, and The New york TimeS(quare) , Happy October! It’s Halloween time, ready, set, go, let’s tricky and treat online and have lots of fun!....CHUckles ;) hahaha...!



We welcome you to freely share your wisdom and humor with us today. Let's smile as BIg as Goats  and Chuckle as Deep as Ocean!

PROOF POSITIVE by Rinkly Rimes  

The policeman stopped Roberto's car and said that he was needing
His licence and other documents because he'd seen him speeding.
'I'm sure I wasn't, officer'....thus Roberto spoke....
'To say that I was speeding is simply just a joke.'
'It's certainly no joke, my man' the policeman, quickly, said;
'Breathe into this bag at once so your readings can be read!'
Of course the police equipment proved that he was inebriated,
Roberto snapped 'It cannot be the figure that you've stated!
Your equipment must be faulty. I think it's a disgrace
To have traffic cops of the likes of you hanging around the place!'
'Just watch your tongue!' cried the Officer 'Let the law take it's course!
How dare you sit there and criticize a member of the force!'
Roberto shouted 'You're lying! I'm as sober as can be!
And I will run you over if you don't get away from me!'
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Then timid little Elsie, who'd been in the passenger seat,
Piped up and said, in a voice that was placating, soft and sweet....
'Take no notice of him, Officer; he always kicks up a stink
And gets very argumentative, when he's had too much to drink!'

Starlight  by
Jack Edwards

When we met, you promised me starlight;
That you would capture it inside a vial
For me to wear around my neck
So you could always see me.

But in the end,
You just gave me
Gonorrhoea. 


It’s a Man’s World? by James Rainsford

The first thing I need upon waking,
Is a comforting hot cup of tea,
So I turn to my wife to determine
If the maker shall be her; or me.

Sadly, I find her pretending
To be not awake, but asleep,
So I shake her to see if she’s faking
And she opens her eyes for a peep.

Then enquires why I have disturbed her,
As she was having a wonderful dream,
So I relate my strong wish for a ‘cuppa,’
Which caused an incredulous scream.

Aware that my actions are thoughtless
I give her a kiss and a smile,
So she rises to put on the kettle
And I gratefully sleep for a while.

Upon waking a half-hour later
My tea is as cold as a stone,
My limbs are tied to the bedposts,
But I have the good-sense not to moan.

©James Rainsford 2012

Microchipped for Love of Country by K. Shawn Edgar  

Daisy Romney, it’s crazy
falling, lying, thieving
all missteps corrected
Your pull is majestic
forgiveness universal
It’s a blood-oath cell bomb
no longer doing wrong
Daisy Romney, you’ve made
a believer out of me
Sub-root process divine
your laser eye scalpel
incision successful
I’m an angel reordered
to your campaign so plain
The silicon penetration
for devotional obedience
subcutaneously slotted
by your godly cool hands
warmly working, and low
Daisy Romney, you’ve transformed
this Hater into a microchipped
love slave for the greater good
Your own greater good


Limerick Feud by Madeleine Begun Kane


A shrink was involved in a feud
With his neighbors, and ended up sued.
On his problem he dwelled,
As lawyers withheld
Any aid, saying “Not in the mood!”


Topics could be anything humorous, thus, please  tell  us your jokes, share a funny poem or Limerick, humorous story, pictures, cartoons, etc.



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Basic Instructions:

#1: post anything funny in your own blog.
#2: tag The Purple Tree house or Funny Bunny Fridays post.
#3: share your entry with your peers by linking your entry to our collection via inlinkz below.
#4: click on names of your peers to read, laugh, and think...

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Funny Bunny Fridays Week 13: Has Politics Become Comics Alike?



Welcome to Funny Bunny Fridays Week 13 @ The Home-made Gingerbread Seoulwich House At Dallas, London, and The New york TimeS(quare) , Happy August!....CHUckles ;) hahaha...!

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We welcome you to freely share your wisdom and humor with us today. Let's smile as BIg as Goats  and Chuckle as Deep as Ocean!





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Topics could be anything humorous, thus, please  tell us your jokes, share a funny poem or Limerick, humorous story, pictures, cartoons, etc.


Basic Instructions:

#1: post anything funny in your own blog.
#2: tag The Purple Tree house or Funny Bunny Fridays post.
#3: share your entry with your peers by linking your entry to our collection via inlinkz below.
#4: click on names of your peers to read, laugh, and think...


Monday, October 1, 2012

Help Is Wanted For Angel Girl Sabrina McColl...

 
 
 
Please contact relevant sources to pray, donate, or simply put up posts to spread the news...
The six year old girl needs encouraging minds and helpful support....see the detailed request from her uncle below...
 
 
Hello, my name is Bradley Peraino. I have hung around the community for about 2 years. I am hoping that you can help me with something. I have a cousin, she is six years old. She has been diagnosed with an inoperable Brain Tumor. The medical bills are going to be unmanagable. Like a lot of people these days, I cannot afford to do much financially so, I've started a post for Sabrina in hopes of spreading the word about her struggle as well as to bring as much Prayer and positive energy in her direction. If you can, can you please place a post on your site helping me with this. If so, the post URL  and facebook address are as follows:
 
Post your prayers and link to Bradley Peraino's Post URL:
 
 
Facebook:
 
I thank you in advance though, I do understand if you wish not to participate. Have a great day!

Friday, September 7, 2012

Funny Bunny Fridays Week 12: The September Humor




Welcome to Funny Bunny Fridays Week 12 @ The Home-made Gingerbread Seoulwich House At Dallas, London, and The New york TimeS(quare) , Happy August!....CHUckles ;) hahaha...!

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Hi everybody! It's Terri here. Hope everybody has survived the heat so far!  It's still 104 today, hopefully, we will be off the drought weather and enter the ground with highest temperature below 100, then below 90...It's never too late to laugh, doing some physical exercise by moving your facial muscles, and have a good beer in hand while you intake these soul food for a change...Happy Weekend! Happy September!




We welcome you to freely share your wisdom and humor with us today. Let's smile as BIg as Goats  and Chuckle as Deep as Ocean!
Topics could be anything humorous, thus, please  tell us your jokes, share a funny poem or Limerick, humorous story, pictures, cartoons, etc.


Basic Instructions:

#1: post anything funny in your own blog.
#2: tag The Purple Tree house or Funny Bunny Fridays post.
#3: share your entry with your peers by linking your entry to our collection via inlinkz below.
#4: click on names of your peers to read, laugh, and think...
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Share your humor talent, smiles!

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Funny Bunny Fridays Week 11: Let Go, Relax Your Soul!


Welcome to Funny Bunny Fridays Week 11 @ The Home-made Gingerbread Seoulwich House At Dallas, London, and The New york TimeS(quare) , Happy August!....CHUckles ;) hahaha...!

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Hi everybody! It's Terri here. Hope everybody has survived the heat so far!  We are officially in a drought zone and have a burn ban in effect.  I don't know how the farmers are going to have anything to harvest since the corn is only as tall as I am, 5 feet.  :(.  We're hoping that August will not be equally as hot.  So why don't we stay in the air-conditioning and have a few laughs together instead?!

Here's a few chuckles to get you started!







We welcome you to freely share your wit and humor with us today. Let's have some fun and laughs!!
So tell us your jokes, share a funny poem or Limerick, humorous story, pictures, cartoons, etc.
Anything to make us laugh is welcome within reason.

Okay, that should get you started! Have fun sharing with the community today and I will see you all in early September.....Hugs.....xoxox

Basic Instructions:

#1: post anything funny in your own blog.
#2: tag The Purple Tree house or Funny Bunny Fridays post.
#3: share your entry with your peers by linking your entry to our collection via inlinkz below.
#4: click on names of your peers to read, laugh, and think...

Share your humor talent, smile!

Please Share Humor Poetry or Story
to Entertain yourself and make your peers CHUckle today!

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Funny Bunny Friday Week 10: Support Humor, Live Longer and Healthier Life! ;)


Welcome to Funny Bunny Fridays Week 10 @ The Home-made Gingerbread Seoulwich House At Dallas, London, and The New york TimeS(quare) , Happy July!....CHUckles ;) hahaha...!

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Hi everybody! It's Terri here. Hope everybody had a good start in July.  I don't know about you but mine was much hotter than normal :(.

I thought I would share with you a joke I received in an e-mail from my brother:
(it's not too overly raunchy I hope!)


THE BEST COME BACK LINE EVER 

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night
 .   
On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was
charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public   intoxication. 
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way
home from a drinking session when he decided to stop; 

'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one
around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around'; 

He stated in a telephone interview.
 

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose;

cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess I
was really into it, you know?' he commented with evident embarrassment 

In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an
approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer
Brenda Taylor approached him. 
'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,' said Officer Taylor. 'I
walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin.' 

Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached
Lawrence ......

'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with
a pumpkin'?

'He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he
looked me straight in the face and said... 
'A pumpkin? Shit .... is it midnight already?' 


We welcome you to freely share your wit and humor with us today. Let's have some fun and laughs!!
So tell us your jokes, share a funny poem or Limerick, humorous story, pictures, cartoons, etc.
Anything to make us laugh is welcome within reason.

Okay, that should get you started! Have fun sharing with the community today and I will see you all in early August.....Hugs.....xoxox

Basic Instructions:

#1: post anything funny in your own blog.
#2: tag The Purple Tree house or Funny Bunny Fridays post.
#3: share your entry with your peers by linking your entry to our collection via inlinkz below.
#4: click on names of your peers to read, laugh, and think...

Share your humor talent, smile!

Please Share Humor Poetry or Story
to Entertain yourself and make your peers CHUckle today!


Thursday, May 31, 2012

Life Is Tough, We Desire Humor, Funny Bunny Friday Week 9 By Terri


Welcome to Funny Bunny Fridays Week 9 @ The Purple Tree House At The New york TimeS(quare) , Happy End of May....CHUckles ;) hahaha...!

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Hi everybody! It's Terri here. Hope everybody had a good May.

Here are a few funny pictures to get you in the mood to chuckle:







We welcome you to freely share your wit and humor with us today. Let's have some fun and laughs!!
So tell us your jokes, share a funny poem or Limerick, humorous story, pictures, cartoons, etc.
Anything to make us laugh is welcome within reason.


Okay, that should get you started! Have fun sharing with the community today and I will see you all in July.....Hugs.....xoxox

Basic Instructions:

#1: post anything funny in your own blog.
#2: tag The Purple Tree house or Funny Bunny Fridays post.
#3: share your entry with your peers by linking your entry to our collection via inlinkz below.
#4: click on names of your peers to read, laugh, and think...

Share your humor talent, smile!

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Support Jingle Poetry Rally 4 Worldwide Peace Today...

Hello,  ...I wish to remind you our MAY initiative: Jingle Poetry Rally 4 Worldwide Peace Month, ...you can write about your desire or feelings related to wars or violence and post to share with us any time...it is simply a time to pause, reconsider how our actions or decisions impact lives, and how we might improve human grace in more peaceful manners...  by Tom

 
  Stand Behind Us, promote world peace today,

JiPoRa4WoPeMo rocks!

Submit your poems supporting worldwide peace to Thursday Poets Rally below Today,

Or Go to our poetry picnic week 35 top share…

Friday, April 6, 2012

Funny Bunny Fridays Week 8: Welcome Laughing!

Chicks, Welcome to Funny Bunny Fridays Week 8

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Welcome to The Purple Treehouse!

Hi everybody! It's Terri here. Hope everybody had a good February.

Here are a few funny pictures to get you in the mood to chuckle:



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We welcome you to freely share your wit and humor with us today. Let's have some fun and laughs!!
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So tell us your jokes, share a funny poem or Limerick, humorous story, pictures, cartoons, etc.
Anything to make us laugh is welcome within reason.

Here is an example of a limerick that I wrote yesterday:

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Okay, that should get you started! Have fun sharing with the community today and I will see you all next month.
Smiles!

Basic Instructions:
#1: post anything funny in your own blog.
#2: tag The Purple Treehouse or Funny Bunny Fridays post.
#3: share your entry with your peers by linking your entry to our collection via inlinkz below.
#4: click on names of your peers to read, laugh, and think...

Share your humor talent, smile!